"You've committed a felony. And you're considered a terrorist," security screeners at LAX told Cecilia Beaman, a 57-year-old grandmother and principal at Pacific Middle School in Des Moines (a Seattle 'burb).Well, I am certainly sleeping better, knowing that the TSA is keeping us safe from grandmothers with bread knives...
Beaman helped chaperone 37 middle school students to a Heritage Festival band competition in California, reports KOMO TV. She made sandwiches during the trip, misplaced a bread knife, but alerted screeners to the other two knives in her checked luggage. LAX's finest found the missing knife "deep in the outside pocket of a carry-on cooler."
Beaman apologized but "was told her name would go on a terrorist watch-list" and that she'd have to pay a $500 fine.
"[W]hat about my constitutional rights? And they said 'not at this point ... you don't have any'," Beaman said.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Watch Out For Terrorist Grannies!
From the inimitable SusanHu at Booman Tribune, comes this latest example of Homeland Security in action:
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2 comments:
Funny article.
I like your writing style.
Your articles are good means to improve my understanding of English language.
Thijs
Thijs,
thanks for the compliment - but the bulk of that article was written by SusanHu - she posts regularly at the Booman Tribune and is a great writer. Check out her posts at: http://www.boomantribune.com
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